Day 100 BITCHES. Went out for a run with Elina. Tanned her. This concludes this starting out fun then getting inconvenient 100happydays. THANK FUCK.

  • KFC

    Day 98: had a KFC for the first time in AGES. Fatsons.

  • Man Flu

    Day 97: Elina, as beautiful as she is on the outside, looked after me when I fell extremely ill. Uh UHHH. Still went out to La…

  • New stuff for flat

    Day 96: went to town and bought new items for flat. Went to Plemont to relive memories. And poop on the beach.

  • SocSec meet / half year

    Day 95: meeting with *they who cannot be named* and Elina and I’s 6 month. Bought her a pure gold champaign bottle and chocolates.

  • Elinaday

    Day 93: spent the whole day with my beautiful girlfriend. Got the bus and showed her around the Jersey town. Registered her at Social Security.

  • IoD Awards

    Day 88: Institute of Directors awards. Suited and booted. Codex postcards at the ready.

  • Bar work

    Day 82: working behind the bar at Jersey Bowl. Free desperado at the end.

  • Living Legend

    Day 77: go-karting with Glen, Kyle and his dad. I won obviously.. Glen cheated.

  • Phoneless

    Day 76: breakfast, boat show, BBQ, roast. Day kept rolling. Best I had in a while.